Anonymous asked: Do you have a British accent? If so,will you marry me?

Ha!

Well, simple answer: no.

More convoluted answer, and I do love those: I’ve been told - and with time, I too have noticed - that I have a semi-chameleon-like accent that warps depending on my environment. Hence, prolonged exposure to the British accent can affect my cadence & inflections, but - fortunately or unfortunately, I’m not sure - this warping wouldn’t be enough to qualify me for Her Majesty’s English.

My timber’s too crooked, alas.